The moon peered through the clouds casting dim light. Hatman skulked through the darkness, because in the darkness one must skulk. A siren rang out in the distance, but he paid it no mind.
After taking a quick glance around, Hatman deftly bypassed the security and entered his laboratory. The computer screen flashed that there was an urgent message. Hatman punched a key to view the message. “Matter of life or death. Must meet tonight. The file attached contains directions on when and where to meet. – SillyKitty92,” the message read.
“Hmph. Obviously, a fake name,” he surmised. Quite impressed with his amazing deductive abilities, Hatman grinned to himself. Hoping this wasn’t a trap from one of his nemesis, like evil Little Miss Uptight, the notorious Drama Drama Queen, or the dreaded Clinger, he decided to proceed with the meeting. However, he was going prepared.
Hatman dawned his latest hat complete with multi-functional brim and flexi-fit. He rushed out of his laboratory and hopped in his car. Slamming on the gas pedal he rushed to his destination. Hatman arrived few minutes early (* - See episode 27 for more information on why he doesn’t like to keep the ladies waiting.), exited the vehicle, and went to the steps of what must be SillyKitty92’s home.
He knocked on the door and waited, all the while glancing about for any signs of danger. Moments later, a beautiful woman opened the door and said, “Hello, you must be Hatman, I recognize you by your hat.” She then gave a mischevious smile…
To be continued.
Is this another trap for Hatman? Is SillyKitty92 a troubled pussy? Find out in the next issue of The Adventures of Hatman!
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